Opening Salvo

Welcome to the world of a Leaf: disjointed, random, yet provocative non sequiturs that will inform while entertaining. Nothing is outside the realm of comment here, from dog care to "making it rain" to HGH to lying about Tuzla. Truth be told, I am an unabashed liberal who happens to work for a company that fully embraces the Triumphant Narrative of American History, a Dallas Cowboy fan who grew up in the heart of Redskin country, and am proud of it. I am not one to march to the beat of a different drummer; I groove to the beats in my head. So laugh, cry, gasp, or cringe- but don't be offended. I am an aMErican, and can say what I want. Dammit.